Luckily, I haven’t had to be this clever, but the bar has definitely been raised.
Found this via Gizmodo, seen in the wild on Hermosa Beach in Southern California. Of course, haters gonna hate, as the commenters prove, e.g. no opening tag, old picture. It does look like the opening tag might be on top of the barricade, possibly <GEEK LOVE POEM>.
Depending on the actual age of the photo, it could be lifted from ThinkGeek or vice versa.
Another one courtesty of Gizmodo, a poem created with song titles, with the same type of commentary. At least he stayed away from “Never Gonna Give You Up”.
Find the comments.